Friday, February 29, 2008

Strange Pictures

Strange pictures from around the globe!!!

I think this one has an egg in the middle.


Potato pizzas? looks like its for vegans: http://blog.fatfreevegan.com


I hope this kid washed his hands before handling the dough.


This pizza looks too symmetrical; it also looks under cooked.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Oh My GOD! You made a Pita Pizza!?!?


Thats right, I made a pizza on a pita bread tonite. And let me tell you, it was 100X more delicious than I had anticipated. One thing I wish I had done would've been to brush the pita with olive oil before I topped it.

I will run down the baking procedure in an even briefer verbatum than before:
- oven 400 F
- cook until cheese is melted

That should do it! In closing, when you are desperate, don't be afraid to cook a pizza on just about anything! Just remember, do it deliciously.

An Evil Pleasure: ENGLISH MUFFIN PIZZA!!!


Yes ladies and gentlemen, I did it, I made what people in my heralded position ought not to do. I created an implement of evil - an English Muffin Pizza!!!

Now before you start to send me hate mail, let me at least tell you that the sauce was home made and delicious.

Simple directions for a Pizza from the kingdom of darkness:
- obtain an English muffin (preferably not stale or moldy)
- preheat oven to 400 F
- spread a liberal amount of pizza sauce on both sides of the muffin (you cut the muffin in half right?.. well cut it in half)
- apply mozzarella cheese, hell, go ahead and pile it on that thing!
- select two toppings... no more, no less. (this will aid in the cooking of all that cheese and sauce that we piled on there - besides its just a little English muffin, take it easy already!)
- once you have done this, wait for the oven to heat up.
- OK, is the oven heated up? OK place the "muffin pies" on some foil and cook on the center rack for about 5-10 minutes (or until cheese is melted).
- once its done let it sit outside of the oven for a minute to cool off enough so that you don't burn the roof of your mouth (mine is coated with leather after all of these years of eating foods that are too hot).

Enjoy! (?)