Yes ladies and gentlemen, I did it, I made what people in my heralded position ought not to do. I created an implement of evil - an English Muffin Pizza!!!
Now before you start to send me hate mail, let me at least tell you that the sauce was home made and delicious.
Simple directions for a Pizza from the kingdom of darkness:
- obtain an English muffin (preferably not stale or moldy)
- preheat oven to 400 F
- spread a liberal amount of pizza sauce on both sides of the muffin (you cut the muffin in half right?.. well cut it in half)
- apply mozzarella cheese, hell, go ahead and pile it on that thing!
- select two toppings... no more, no less. (this will aid in the cooking of all that cheese and sauce that we piled on there - besides its just a little English muffin, take it easy already!)
- once you have done this, wait for the oven to heat up.
- OK, is the oven heated up? OK place the "muffin pies" on some foil and cook on the center rack for about 5-10 minutes (or until cheese is melted).
- once its done let it sit outside of the oven for a minute to cool off enough so that you don't burn the roof of your mouth (mine is coated with leather after all of these years of eating foods that are too hot).
Enjoy! (?)
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